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I am sorry La Rare! I am sorry, but I do not like your heeled cutout brogues! 

Brogues, I like. Heeled brogues, I like. But these heeled cutout brogues that I’ve been seeing freaking everywhere for probably the last year, I do not like.

I even mentioned to dearest mother that I was looking to invest (yes, invest) in a nice pair of brogues, she immediately starts pointing out these abhorrences* whilst I recoil in disgust:

“No, mother. Not like that.”

In other news…

Dear block heels: I do not like you either.

PS: Baptiste Viry, I get you are going for that whole androgynous thing. I get it. You are all about the waistcoats: I am into that too. I am into what you are doing. However, the model in your lookbook, she looks like a man. I really had to consider for some time whether or not she was in fact a she. Perhaps this is what you are going for, but I do not like it. I do like your waistcoats though.

PPS: If only I had seen the neon leopard print Christopher Kane cardy sooner: I would have bought the cheap leopard print jumper (which was walking the precarious line between awful and fantastic) down at the local shops. Unfortunately, I am not quite cool enough to carry things like that off without some kind of trend to back me up. Yes, I am the lamest person I know.

Also: I stumbled onto the Alex and Chloe site and fucking wept that I couldn’t have pretty much most things.

And lastly: Wearing black does not make me a goddamn Goth. Frankly, if you think I look like a Goth you are a fucking idiot because I really, really don’t. So you can stop now, Mother and also boy who studies podiatry who I don’t really know.

I know I haven’t posted in months or whatever but that is all I have to say.

- Sally

*I had so many issues trying to find out if this was a real word or not. I think, yes?